Two of the heads of Cerberus were busy
Devouring my limbs incessantly
The third was watching for the hounds of hell
Who might disrupt their meal. Later,
when the mistake was discovered
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I was sent to the Rainbow Bridge
Where needy dogs and puppies, kittens and cats
Descended licking and leaning in for attentive scratches
So, I went back to St Peter to ask,
“Is purgatory closed?”

