The explosion was horrific.
Immediately following the noise of the detonation, my boat began swaying against its moorings, bumping the boats on either side and rising up and falling again with the tide that was created. Holding onto whatever I could grasp, I peered out the porthole and saw that the boat at slip 107 had vanished, a rising column of smoke in its place with unidentifiable debris raining down.
Unfortunately, several crafts on either side were either totally wrecked or damaged. I regretted that my solution had resulted in innocent victims, those who would have to deal with insurance companies or pay for their own repairs or replacement.
The bag I had left on Krislov’s boat contained a good amount of C4, a military plastic explosive. C4 is highly stable, making it safe and easy to transport. It is virtually unaffected by temperature and can only be set off by shock from a detonator inserted into it. In my case, I had a cell phone wired to the detonator. When the phone received a call, a small electric current was sent through the wire setting off the detonator and causing the explosion. Of course, there might have been some greater satisfaction had I been able to confront Krislov directly and terminated him with his Makarov, which I had brought along for just that possibility. But bullet holes would have raised far more eyebrows among the Toronto constabulary than an “accidental” explosion, possibly self-inflicted.
My hope, indeed my expectation, was that when Canadian authorities investigated, they would surmise that the occupants had been up to something nefarious and that they had mishandled explosives they were working with. I would have to wait to see how that played out.
For now, it was time to get some sleep.
The next morning, as I walked out onto the deck with my usual cup of coffee, I could see police officials swarming over the area where the boat had disappeared, examining the nearby slips as well for any potential clues, and netting floating debris. I was far enough away that they paid no attention to me. Going back into the cabin, I tidied up as much as I could, packed the few things I had brought aboard, and headed over to the clubhouse.
“Is Mr. Willows in?” I asked the first person I encountered. The place was in a bit of turmoil, with numerous people rushing about, seemingly without purpose.
“Yes, but he’s quite busy right now,” was the response from a harried staff member.
“I don’t care how busy he is,” I stated emphatically, with feigned indignation. “I’ve rented a boat here and have no intention of staying considering what has just happened. I need to see him to arrange some recompense for having to cut my stay short.”
“He’s in his office, I expect. Second door on the right down the hall.”
“I know where it is,” I said as I started toward his office.
Willows was on the phone as I entered. He actually seemed somewhat relieved at seeing me as he hastily concluded his conversation and cradled the phone.
“Mr. Tallent! Good to see you, sir. I was just trying to get a few things under control here and was planning on coming to see if you were okay.”
“Yes, I’m quite alright,” I said, “but I’m going to have to cancel my stay. With things like this going on, I think I shall be much safer in a hotel.”
“Well, I can assure you that we don’t have boats exploding here all the time, but I completely understand your position. I’ve got a lot to do here to deal with this unfortunate event, but you understand that the contract stipulates that there are no refunds of rental fees.”
“No, that won’t do at all,” I interrupted, displaying my best rendition of hauteur. “If the early termination of my stay were a result of a decision by me, I would certainly have no problem with honoring the provisions of the contract, but since this event is of no fault of mine and threatens my physical well-being, I shall expect a full refund of my rental fee less, of course, the percentage equal to the time I actually spent here.”
“Well, I’m not sure I can do that, Mr. Tallent. After all, the contract…”
“Damn the contract, Mr. Willows! If I don’t see a proportional refund on my next credit card account, you’ll be hearing from my attorney. And I’m sure the cost of litigation over something like this will be far more than the refund. I came very close to being killed last night. If the authorities wish to question me, you can let them know that I shall be at the Hazelton for a short period of time.”
With that, I turned and left his office. I felt pretty sure that I had left the proper appearance of dissatisfaction of an aggrieved tenant. It would have been highly suspicious to have simply walked away from the rental without doing so.
Leaving the furor behind, as well as a dismayed Willows, I drove back to the Hazelton.
I elected to stay on at the Hazelton for a few days, not only to avoid being seen as someone who had been in the vicinity of the explosion and left so suspiciously soon after the fact, but to try to find out how the police classified the disaster.
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During the day, I called “Mr. Panda” and advised him that my business had been concluded, but that I would be staying over for a short period. After a brief discussion, I asked him to send my fee to my Cayman account. He assured me that it would be deposited within the next few days.
“I guess this concludes our business, Michael. I want you to know it’s been a real pleasure working with you. I shall adhere to my promise to you, but if you ever need anything, please know that you can call on me anytime.”
“I appreciate it Ar … er, Andy,” I replied, almost using his real name. “You take care of yourself. And stay out of trouble.”
“Not bloody likely, ol’ boy. Take care.”
With that, our conversation ended and, I fully expected, so did our association.

