“Uh, huh. And just what does ‘not exactly’ mean?” I asked, fearing that I was about to hear something that was going to change my mind about not taking another assignment.
“Well,” began L.T. “I know that Willa has come to you requesting that you teach her your trade secrets. I’m also pretty sure that you’re resisting that possibility, even refusing to acknowledge her suggestions about your other life.”
God, is he that prescient … or is my house bugged? I wondered as he continued.
“She may be a novice, but she undoubtedly has some information about you that may cause you to have second thoughts. If you really want to get out of the business, having someone follow in your footsteps may well be a path to do so.
“This assignment is going to be a bitch, no doubt about it. But if you had someone along with you who could watch your back and pick up some of your techniques, it might be an opportunity to really make a break from the business and at the same time create a product that could continue the good work you’ve done.”
Somehow labeling a human assassin a “product” seemed a bit mechanical, like sending a drone to do the work of a jet with an experienced fighter pilot, or one of those police robots they send into particularly dangerous situations in order to avoid jeopardizing a human.
“So you think having an inexperienced human shadow along on a dangerous mission is a smart thing to do?” I asked.
“I realize it’s not the best situation, but it is one in which you and we can accomplish two things at the same time.”
“What you really mean is ‘kill two birds with one stone’, but it sounds especially lethal when you say it that way.”
L.T. ignored my sarcasm — or else he knew I was right, but didn’t want to say it.
“Look, Michael, I fully understand that she’s a novice, untested. But while she was working here, she demonstrated that she has great capability. And she catches on quickly.
“If this is something she really wants to do, I believe that she’s capable of doing it. And I can’t think of a better teacher.
“Look, you can find some secondary role that she could play, even if it’s nothing more than reloading your weapons, but if she has a chance to see how you work and some of the tools you use, she’ll be that much closer to her goal.
“And it may be enough to get her off your back. We could even sweeten the deal by enticing her back into the agency and providing further training to reinforce whatever you can teach her.
“I think she probably would resist coming back into the fold, but I’d even be willing to get her into training and allow her to ‘lone wolf’ it afterward.
“Michael, I know this is a big load to take on, but I’m confident that Willa can be an asset, both to you and to us. And this is a particularly nasty situation we’re dealing with, one which I’m positive will give you a good feeling when it’s over.”
“If I survive.”
“Well, there is that,” he responded, a bit too jovially.
“Okay, L.T. I’ll take it on. I actually think it might be a pleasure to take these deplorables off the street. And if getting Willa off to a start will get me out of the business, that’s an added plus.
“Just one more thing.”
“What’s that?”
“One mil.”
“What!? Michael, that’s more than four times your usual fee!”
“Look at it this way L.T. You really need me on this one, and I’ll be doing double duty, performing and teaching … not to mention buying my way into retirement. Take it or leave it. If you leave it I’ll bid Ms. Temple goodbye after she finishes her wine.”
“You’re bleeding me white, Michael. I don’t know if there are sufficient funds in our contingency to approve this.”
“Bull wafers, L.T. You guys have so much dark money stashed you could buy a country. You’re wasting my time, L.T., and your nickel on this call. C’mon, L.T. ‘Good to go’ or ‘goodbye’. Which is it?”
“Good to go,” I heard, much softer than his normal speaking voice and with a definite note of resignation.
“Okay. Send me whatever you’ve got on these people. You have my email address.
“What’s the time frame?”
“Like everything. ASAP. The quicker you get on the case, the more people will be saved. Just let me know when you’re headed down there, and I’ll arrange backup for you along with up-to-date info.”
“Right. I’ll need a couple of days here just to familiarize Wil with some weapons and maybe let her get in some range time. I guess I can get away with that for a short period of time without arousing the curiosity of the neighbors too much.”
“The quicker, the better. Keep in touch.”
Click!
Damn. One of these days I’m going to get in the last word and get to hang up on him instead of the other way ’round.
I wandered back into the living room where Willa was holding her glass, with an oddly satisfied look on her face.
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“So, did Mr. Standish have good or bad news?” she inquired.
“Oh, I think you know exactly what news Mr. Standish had,” I replied.
“Whattya mean?”
“The phone in the other room has a light on it that goes on when both phones are off the hook, Wil. That little light went on almost as soon as I picked up the receiver so I know you listened in on our entire conversation.”
“Well. Okay. So, what now?”

