Four Kinds of People

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There are just four kinds of peo­ple. You don’t have to take my word for it. Go to the library and grab ahold of William Irwin Thompson’s At the Edge of History. He tells you what’s what about trib­al soci­ety. Full dis­clo­sure: the book was writ­ten in 1972. We have become con­sid­er­ably more enlight­ened since then, haven’t we.

Thompson presents the idea that human­i­ty can be under­stood as four archi­types – Headman, Hunter, Shaman, Clown. Each archi­type plays a piv­otal role in a tribe by own­ing com­ple­men­tary skills. The Headman shows the way. The Hunter has mus­cle to stalk and bag food. The Shaman pro­vides a spir­i­tu­al com­pass. The Clown keeps every­one entertained.

Thompson sug­gests that trib­al evo­lu­tion cre­at­ed feu­dal soci­ety – Headman to King, Shaman to Priest, Hunter to Soldier, Clown to Poet. Further, those feu­dal struc­tures evolved into insti­tu­tions we know today – King to State to Government, Priest to Religion to Education, Soldier to Army to Industry, Poet to Arts to Media.

If you con­sid­er Thompson’s par­a­digm, it’s easy to see how once sim­ple and con­tribu­tary roles became much more dif­fuse and com­plex as soci­ety evolved. A Headman could be very sat­is­fied when the Shaman said stars aligned for the Hunter’s kill and the Clown opined about the taste of the roast­ed beast. But wow, put uni­ver­si­ty stu­dents at odds about the Middle East in a cru­cible with politi­cians and the news media and 21st cen­tu­ry life gets messy. 

The com­mon nar­ra­tive is that we are get­ting more trib­al. I sub­mit that we are becom­ing more confused.

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In spite of com­plex blame games that plague today’s soci­ety, I think it is still pos­si­ble to wit­ness our trib­al selves in action dur­ing the week­ly gro­cery store run. Headmen prob­a­bly don’t even go to the gro­cery store.  They use Instacart. It’s left up to the Hunters, those peo­ple block­ing aisles with rolling shelves, to bag and deliv­er din­ner for Headmen and/or Headwomen.

Hunters who do shop for them­selves are easy to spot. They are peo­ple who do not observe shop­ping cart speed lim­its. They will run over your toes to grab a box of refrig­er­at­ed mashed pota­toes out of the cooler.

Shamans usu­al­ly loi­ter at the pro­duce aisle. I think they are get­ting celes­tial mes­sages from veg­eta­bles. They expe­ri­ence some­thing spir­i­tu­al­ly anoint­ing about inter­mit­tent mist­ing. I have nev­er seen a Shaman weigh any­thing in the pro­duce sec­tion. This tells me two things: 1) weights and mea­sures do not con­cern beings con­nect­ed to a more spir­i­tu­al math­e­mat­ics, 2) com­bin­ing recent­ly har­vest­ed organ­isms to make food is more alche­my than sci­ence; Shamans would nev­er be caught dead using a mea­sur­ing cup. Think of a big black caul­dron steam­ing on a camp­fire; a pinch of newt, some man­drake, a lit­tle bit­ter­root, etc.

Clowns are eas­i­est to spot. They usu­al­ly aggre­gate in twos or threes. Clowns have for­got­ten where they are, and why they are there, but they enjoy the moment. Typically, Clowns park their carts in front of the spice rack to talk about Aunt Mildred’s new hair col­or or pres­sure wash­ers they found on swap and shop. What was once a sym­bi­ot­ic rela­tion­ship between Hunters and Clowns (when fun­ny songs about roast­ed Yak were de rigueur) has devolved into dishar­mo­ny because in today’s grab-and-go world, Hunters just want to snatch a vial of Mrs. Dash and dash.

I hope this expla­na­tion of the cos­mos calms your ragged, mod­ern heart. If you do go for gro­ceries, notice whether you col­lide or coöper­ate. It may give you a clue about your role in Thompson’s tribe.

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