Around here, word travels fast when folks think a line’s been crossed.
Recently, a local middle school drama program performed a song from Legally Blonde — the bright, bouncy opener, “Omigod You Guys.” The kids sang. The audience clapped. And then, not long after, a parent went before the school board to warn that something dangerous had happened. That students had been allowed to curse. That God’s name had been taken in vain. That young souls were now at risk.
I want to slow this moment down — not to shame anyone, but to tell the truth about what that commandment was actually meant to hold.
Because like a lot of old wisdom, it’s been flattened by repetition and stripped of its roots.
What the commandment was really saying
“Do not take the Lord’s name in vain” comes from a people who understood words as weight-bearing things. In the original Hebrew, the commandment does not say do not say God’s name. It says do not carry it falsely.
To “take” a name meant to bear it, to walk around with it attached to you. And “vain” meant empty, deceptive, untrue.
A truer rendering might sound like this:
Do not carry the name of God in a way that is hollow or dishonest.
This wasn’t a rule about excited speech or theatrical lyrics. It was a warning about misrepresentation — about invoking the sacred to lend weight to things that didn’t deserve it.
A fence around power
This commandment was never aimed at children.
It was aimed at kings, priests, elders, and anyone who claimed divine authority. In a world where rulers governed “by God” and wars were fought “in God’s name,” this commandment acted like a fence along a steep ridge.
Don’t say God sent you if God didn’t. Don’t claim heaven’s blessing for your own hunger for control. Don’t dress harm up as holiness.
It was meant to protect the people from those who would use God as leverage.
How we shrunk it down
Somewhere along the way, we traded a deep moral teaching for a shallow speech rule. We made it about syllables instead of substance.
And that narrowing has been convenient.
Because while we’ve been busy policing song lyrics and playground language, we’ve often looked away when God’s name is used to:
- Justify cruelty toward immigrants and the poor
- Silence women and children who tell the truth about harm
- Protect institutions instead of people
- Sanctify fear and call it faith
Those are not small missteps. Those are the very things this commandment was trying to prevent.
What’s actually at risk here
A group of middle schoolers singing a line written for a Broadway musical are not claiming divine authority. They are not invoking God to control anyone. They are not misleading a soul in God’s name.
But standing in a public meeting and declaring that children’s souls are in danger — invoking spiritual authority to influence a community’s decisions about education—comes much closer to what the commandment was actually cautioning against.
That kind of certainty has a long history. Appalachia knows it well. We’ve seen what happens when religion stops tending the soul and starts patrolling joy.
Faith isn’t fragile
If faith is real, it can survive a song lyric.
What it cannot survive — at least not intact — is being used as a weapon. God does not need defending from teenagers in a school play. What people need defending from is fear masquerading as righteousness.
The commandment was never about keeping God’s name out of our mouths. It was about keeping lies, cruelty, and power-hunger out of God’s name.
When God’s name shows up on political paper
This brings us to something far more concerning than a Broadway lyric: the growing habit of wrapping political agendas in the language of God.
In recent months, flyers and messaging connected to the Trump administration have circulated that frame political action as divinely sanctioned — using Christian language, imagery, and moral certainty to demand allegiance and silence dissent. The message beneath the surface is familiar: God is on this side. To oppose it is to oppose God.
That is not faith. That is branding.
When God’s name is used to legitimize policies that harm the vulnerable, to stir fear of neighbors, or to present political leaders as chosen or unquestionable, the commandment comes sharply into focus. This is precisely what it warned against: carrying God’s name in a way that is empty of truth and heavy with control.
Appalachia has seen this before. We know how easily scripture can be bent to bless what should be questioned. We’ve lived through eras where authority wrapped itself in revival language and expected obedience in return. The cost has always been borne by the poor, the different, and the ones without power.
A matter of discernment, not decorum
If we are going to worry about souls, this is where the concern belongs.
Not with children singing a line from a musical, but with adults invoking God to demand loyalty, shut down compassion, or make cruelty feel righteous. That is taking the Lord’s name in vain — not casually, but systematically.
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Faith that refuses to be questioned is not strong faith. It is fragile faith. And faith that requires fear to function has already lost its way.
Because when sacred teachings are pulled out of context and wielded without care, it isn’t the students who are endangered. It’s the moral soul of the community itself.

